Abandon Shortage

Abandon Shortage is a team in the Bracketball league. They played in the first match of the first round of Bracketball against Grave Operational. but ultimately lost the game and did not advance to the next round.

Anything you hear about THE GREAT ANNIHILATOR is propaganda from Abandon Shortage and should be disregarded as such: tentacle monster gods are not real and they do not need sweater sleeves for all their arms.

Trivia

 * Players on the team once crushed the Ratking's favorite bolo in the celebratory melee resulting from the team's scoring of a point in the first season of Bracketball. This action resulted in the Ratking swearing to take two points from their total at the end of the game; however, the Ratking was distracted by the scent of cheese before he could follow through.
 * Abandon Shortage is the first team to receive points from the Gnome in the Bespoke Suit.